Monday, October 12

Half-Life 3 totally, absolutely confirmed by hidden Dota 2 update file

Don't believe this video's lies. It's just a highly realistic simulation. Half-Life 3 is not cancelled! It's not!

Guys. GUYS! It's really happening this time. Half-Life 3. Really! It's coming, and I have the proof right here!

Wait, come back. I know you don't really trust me after that European trademark application a few years ago turned out to be a bust. I know you've lost hope after nearly eight years of waiting and internal leaks suggesting that the game is no longer happening.

But just search through the files for the latest update to Dota 2 on your hard drive. See the file labeled "hl3.txt" in the core/tools/help/fgd folder? That's right, "hl3!" Do you realize what "hl3" could stand for?

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