"Bats, sweetie, listen. You need a breath mint." (credit: Warner Bros.)
Spoiler warning: Our review of Batman V Superman contains minor plot spoilers, but little beyond what you can figure out from the film’s trailers.
Kids have spent decades arguing over which of DC's two major superheroes, Batman and Superman, would prevail in a fight. That's all well and good for a schoolyard, but the bigger question might be why the stars of this week's Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice would find it necessary to wage war. It's the question I kept coming back to as I watched director Zack Snyder do his damnedest to trash both heroes' legacies in one fell swoop.
Viewers will have many opportunities to mock, belittle, and cringe at his take on DC Comics' ultimate fan service fantasy, as Batman V Superman suffers from painful dialogue, flat acting, humorless characters, and baffling plot leaps all over planet Earth. Perhaps worse than all of those shortcomings, however, is how Snyder hangs his film's 2 hours and 40 minutes runtime on the most unconvincing superhero disagreement imaginable.
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